Hot sexy news! Some fila brasileiro mastiffs apparently killed someone at Ving Rhames' house. I know because according to Google Trends, today everyone is searching for "fila brasileiro mastiffs." Down boy! Down!
I also am aware that a faulty cruise control switch caused a "Ford recall," which everyone is searching on Google. What a shame. Things were going so well for Ford.
Kimberly Pressler is big on Google Trends today. Not sure why. Maybe she was arrested or found in a terrorist training camp. I don't really care, except that it would be sad to see her in a burqa.
What I do care about is seeing if referencing these suddenly popular items will make the hits on this site go up. I would be very curious. Not that I'm going to make a habit of this, because it doesn't matter to me. Purely an experiment to see if a single post referencing popular things will lead to an appreciable increase in traffic. So what the hell.
Paris Hilton Nude!!!
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